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You never know when a mini-you will spit a bite-sized lesson on life instead of drool or something even nastier. Chances are, it'll catch you completely off guard, too. For example, while driving them to the daycare to or making pancakes for breakfast. Luckily for us, parents whose kids are sharing their insights are tweeting these statements, so everyone can get to know the real scope of their innocent wisdom. It's not the first time when their philosophical gems get viral. Earlier, Bored Panda has shown how cheeky 6-year-olds can be, lecturing their parents on every possible situation. This time, however, we've decided to focus on someone more mature -- 7-year-olds. Below you'll find a list that captures the smart world of a 7-year-old mind. Apparently, one year age difference might bring sassiness to a whole new level.
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W Smith W Smith Community Member Follow
Riiiight. Then everyone clapped.
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7-year-olds are naturally curious. Imagine the world through their eyes—it’s all one huge sandbox where everything needs to go through trial and error until it makes sense. Touch a hot stove—ouch, lick a freezing pole and you’ll never do that again. Unsurprisingly, children development experts believe that kids’ thirst for the world is virtually unstoppable. Amy Morin, a psychotherapist and lecturer at Northeastern University in Boston, calls 7-year-olds “explorers, scientists, and analysts” who “often ask questions about everything from why the sky is blue to where babies come from.” Next time your kid drops a time ticking wisdom bomb, you had better have a good back-up plan ready.
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Me too kid, me too.
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Imagine this simple fact—7-year-olds' vocabulary and reading skills are, so to speak, on fire. Kids of this age learn thousands of sight words, giving them solid conversational ammunition. Even when their first coherent expressions might mean the world to them but not that much to us, we have to celebrate their endless creativity. When you really think about these philosophical gems, you might start wondering—who said that older means smarter?
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Slam!
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never to early to be dissapointed :D
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When my youngest was 4-5, I woke her up one morning and she said,” I was just talking to Jesus. He was in my window.” M’kay... we weren’t a religious household, but certainly focused on morals, kindness, manners. “He has a cute butt!” I think she was ginning for a reaction. I didn’t give her one. It was funny, though.
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This child is a genius.
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She knows what's important.
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generations :)
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Female firefighter here...Rock on baby girl!
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chi-wei shen chi-wei shen Community Member Follow
There is always an innocent explanation when they are 7.
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Andy Acceber Andy Acceber Community Member Follow
I dunno. There are stories of zoo animals tending to children who fall into the exhibit. I think befriending it probably has as much chance of success as a 7yo attempting to fight the 400lb grizzly.
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Hahaha, love this kid.
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There are many days that should be cancelled. Like all the days between Saturday and Sunday. Oops sorry lol, the other way round.
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Savage honesty
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Fair point.
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Kids. They just grow up so fast, don't they?
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Damn, why didn’t I think of that? Although I don’t think that would have gone down too well since my hubby and I don’t wear pyjamas lol.
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another 'brutal honesty' lol
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Gonzalo Terán Gonzalo Terán Community Member Follow
When he´s right, he´s right...
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i'm 34 and would totally try that
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at 6am... Mummy! mummy! Is it 7 yet?
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Duh, mom.
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Parkour? When I was a kid that was called "Stop climbing all over the bloody furniture!"
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I would sleep with one eye open lol.
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Yeah but that applies to husbands too. Swear to god, I once got a phone call at my work from my husband because he couldn't find something in the fridge.
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Awww
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...what?
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Just put ketchup in.
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Give that Kid it´s diamonds!
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Is it just me, or do some of them seem made up?
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Pumbaa Pumbaa Community Member Follow
Yeah, at least half of those from kelly oxford.
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Most 7yr olds are really funny, not saying those certain ones in the post are true, for sure. My son would full on mimick the T Rex from the first Jurassic Park, he had every body and head motion on point and would roar. It was fantastic. We had purchased him the almost 2ft tall T Rex remote control Dino from the movie, which he had studied as well. It had the impact tremor sounds and all the sounds he made in the movie. It was the most precious thing ever to watch.
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That is the cutest thing ever :)
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Is it just me, or do some of them seem made up?
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Yeah, at least half of those from kelly oxford.
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Most 7yr olds are really funny, not saying those certain ones in the post are true, for sure. My son would full on mimick the T Rex from the first Jurassic Park, he had every body and head motion on point and would roar. It was fantastic. We had purchased him the almost 2ft tall T Rex remote control Dino from the movie, which he had studied as well. It had the impact tremor sounds and all the sounds he made in the movie. It was the most precious thing ever to watch.
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That is the cutest thing ever :)
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